taking branches out to street after mowing the front, neighborhood cunty mccuntersface #17 with her darling little cocker spaniel tells me (twice, as i had to take off my earbuds to hear her repeat it) that the garbage guys just came by today to take off the rubbish. yes, bitch, i know, i've lived here long enough to know when the goddamn sanitation crew swings by. now fuck off.
did i say this to her out loud? no, i said something polite.
taking a small break from yard work to bitch about this semi-publicly.
busybodies piss me right the fuck off.