an example of ex-related retardation:
ex: can i keep a pair of jeans for m at my house?
me: um, you can't buy her a pair of jeans?
ex: well i did, and she said she liked them, but she won't wear them.
me: just go to target or whatever and buy some elastic jeans
ex: i don't like elastic jeans, they promote unhealthy eating and weight gain
me: well then why did you just ask for them?
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shit like this hurts my brain
