Swimming in a sea of women
Only the sharks take the bait
While I ponder myself sadly
Taking notes for future fantasies
Will you ever find the right one
Amidst a sea of jaded type a's
Probably the wrong crowd for me
Try the geekier option
Surely there's a hermit cave
Where all the better girls go
Denied the easy road by Ashly
Now you're past your prime
And so are the females
Settle for less or settle for none
Not quite ready for my debut
(will I ever be ready)
