Good news and bad news
Her beau finally rejected her
She's pulling off, and mentions
He'd had a restraining order
Mentions this in passing
Literally as she's driving off
But what's so very funny
Is I bet he dumped her
Her tears would be sweet like honey
If she knew how to cry that is
Oh well, my kid is better off
Now if she'd move out of town
Then we'd really have something
But enough about her
My neighborhood is kinda sad
I'd say it's 99% caravans
Never realized before I guess
I'm feeling mundane this morning
Dragged into society tonight
Damn those good friends
Just won't give up will they
Neither will I, I suppose
Dammit.
